Unblogging

Here's my plan. I'm carving out a new artform in blogdom...

Unblogging

Here are the features that make an unblog:

• Pitiful stats - I still look at them, just not very often (my ego cannot bear much)
• Undersharing - a beast rarely seen in social media and blogging
• Reluctance to give advice
• Allergy to lists
• No posts about blogging - except the odd ironic one
• Inability to stick to a blog genre
• Erratic comments - my policy is, comment if you have something to say
• Refusal to post about topical issues or important dates
• Failure to find an audience
• Images only barely related to the text
• No bloggy friends, a complete reliance on real life ones
• Random, unplanned posts at irregular intervals
• Half-baked series ideas that rarely get completed

Now all I need is a thingy (you know, a button) that says "I'm an unblogger" and you could all join the revolution.

OK it's not really a button, it's just a picture. But go on, steal it anyway, just make sure you point the way back here.